Dog Breeds Gifts

'...I'm one os those wrinkled Shar Pei breeds, but I had Botox injections.'

"Try to act scared...he thinks he's a Rottweiler!"

'He's a pointer!'

Being the world's smartest breed of dog is too much pressure for some Weimaraners.

"He was sold to me as a Weimaraner but I really think he's more of a Wisenheimer."

Ah-Choo!

Botox sharpei

"I know it was you. I have collie ID."

Species: A single, distinct kind of plant or animal having certain distinguishing characteristics.

When Pugs dream.

Dog in basket

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

'Quit referring to me as a Low Rider.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'Oooh, he's delightful. We used to have a German shepherd before we got a boxer.'

'He's a mixed breed.'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

"It's a dachshund. He hates this weather...."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"I paid a hundred for this dog. Part collie and part bull."

"I'm no mongrel, I'm a labro-doodle-collie-whippet!"

"No, just a bit of a chest cold really, my bark is as clear as a bell."

"I may no look it, but I'm just as cute as you are."

"That's my favorite dog right there."

"He's a Yankeedoodle."

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

"Make me look like this."

"I kid you not, the English bulldog was born in France while his friend the French bulldog was born in England: how weird is that?!

"You know, I'm part Great Dane myself."

She's a Labrachihuashepoodle hound.

English Goal Setter

Hair of the dog spots: dachshund

Hair of the dog spots: a poodle

"I'm starting to doubt that you’re one-eighth Siberian husky."