Animal Breeds Gifts

"He's a Prince Charles Spaniel."

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

Foster failure

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Collies Without Borders

A Golden Non-Retriever

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

Kultural K9's.

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

Puppies

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"His father came from a family of climbers."

"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!"

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

"He's a Crocodoodle."

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

'He's an octopussy. They're specially bred to catch over 100 mice an hour.'