Mix Breeds Gifts

"He's a Crocodoodle."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!"

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

Chickenspox

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

'Yes, we're trying to re-introduce some of the more traditional breeds.'

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'

"We've moved a few things around. Travel books are in the Fantasy section, Politics is in Sci-Fi, and Epidemiology is in Self-Help. Good luck."

'He's a mixed breed.'

'As you know, we put sardine genes in potatoes, and potato genes in sardines. The results are in. We won't do anything like that again.'

"He's a Prince Charles Spaniel."

'And do you, Randall, take Linda and her cat that doesn't like you?'

"I'm tripping over bernedoodles, labradoodles, goldendoodles, schnoodles and cockapoos, ...and you want me to somehow believe you're not sleeping around?"

"I'm trying to make milk out of wool."

"Man, I love roughing it out here...but this trail mix is making my fingers sticky!"

"Mom was a zebra, but Dad was an ass."

"What I like most about this is the trail mix."

"Just leave the hat on and maybe my parents won't notice."

"Sweet? I thought you wanted someone with edge."

"And God bless Mr. Chu's Szechuan Palace."

"I didn't realize it was dress-up Friday already."

"I know you don't like Democrats, Father, but Willis is a me-too Democrat."

She's a Labrachihuashepoodle hound.

Pirate buying hip hop.

"Ignore him, he just doesn't take easily to strangers..."

'I don't suppose that you see many Bernese Mountain Dogs in this country...