Mixed Breed Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm tripping over bernedoodles, labradoodles, goldendoodles, schnoodles and cockapoos, ...and you want me to somehow believe you're not sleeping around?"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

Dog Calenders.

"He's a Crocodoodle."

Dog to dog: 'I hate the way pointers are always blaming somebody else.'

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

Chickenspox

A Kangermoo

Dog Training. Most of the choices the dogs made for their book reports are logical. The labrador retriever chose "Catch-22." The terrier, who loves to dig, chose "Journey to the Center of the Earth." The basset hound is doing his on "The Howling." and the shar-pei picked "A Wrinkle in Time." But the dachshund's choice confuses me. Even with the ground-hugging physique, he selected "Wuthering Heights."

"He was sold to me as a Weimaraner but I really think he's more of a Wisenheimer."

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

"Tonight I'm making spotted bass. Tomorrow night, spotted spaghetti."

"Come on now. One of you guys know how to be a SETTER."

Fauna Hybrids

"Yes, when I was young, I was a golden retriever: I'm more like a silver retriever now..."

'Sure, Lassie made us Border Collies popular, but the drawback is that people expect us to save them or run for help all the time...'

'He's a mixed breed.'

"He's a Prince Charles Spaniel."

'I can't play with you today. I have to show my owner how to change the oil in his BMW. It's a curse being a smart breed.'

'Trouble is he's not a dalmatian.'

"I'm trying to make milk out of wool."

"It's a relatively new breed. He's a West Coast Trend Setter!"

'A mixed Poodle? Really, Doctor!...

Before you ask...he's a neopolitan mastiff.

"For goodness sake Dad, he's not a hippy: He's an Afghan Greyhound!"

"His parents were pretty open-minded, romantically speaking."

'Well yes, technically, I'm a Sheep-Dog, but I've never been near a farm, let alone a sheep...'

"She's a Golden Retriever. I've Always Had A Thing For Blondes!"

Dachshunds chasing Weinermobile.