Rare Breed Aficionado Gifts

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

Dog Calenders.

"He's a Crocodoodle."

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

Dog Training. Most of the choices the dogs made for their book reports are logical. The labrador retriever chose "Catch-22." The terrier, who loves to dig, chose "Journey to the Center of the Earth." The basset hound is doing his on "The Howling." and the shar-pei picked "A Wrinkle in Time." But the dachshund's choice confuses me. Even with the ground-hugging physique, he selected "Wuthering Heights."

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

The very rare and elusive, Rocky Mountain Big Horned Cow.

'Yes, we're trying to re-introduce some of the more traditional breeds.'

Cooked rare.

The awesome new CZ 1000 Cowasaki.

Fauna Hybrids

"And how’s my grass-fed, hormone-free cash cow doing today?"

'He's a mixed breed.'

"Boxer Shorts"

'I can't play with you today. I have to show my owner how to change the oil in his BMW. It's a curse being a smart breed.'

"Hello Ma'am! Have you ever looked at other shark owners and thought 'Why not me?'..."

"I'm tripping over bernedoodles, labradoodles, goldendoodles, schnoodles and cockapoos, ...and you want me to somehow believe you're not sleeping around?"

"It's a relatively new breed. He's a West Coast Trend Setter!"

'A mixed Poodle? Really, Doctor!...

"His parents were pretty open-minded, romantically speaking."

"..my real interest is rare plants" "In his case, the ones that are still alive"

'Well yes, technically, I'm a Sheep-Dog, but I've never been near a farm, let alone a sheep...'

Busy Vet.

"I'm starting to doubt that you’re one-eighth Siberian husky."

'Don't give me that 'plenty meat' stuff! Tell me you can make him well!'

Dachshunds chasing Weinermobile.

"She's a Golden Retriever. I've Always Had A Thing For Blondes!"

'Yes, we DO have a special price for breeders. Ten percent more than anybody else!"

Pedigreed dog and generic dog.

"Oh, Fifi's 'purebred', if you catch my drift. . ."

Cow babies

2 A.M. on a Moonless Night

I thought I got a designer dog, but it turns out a poodledoodle is just a poodle.