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'Bloomin rare breeds.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

"He's a Crocodoodle."

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

'Yes, we're trying to re-introduce some of the more traditional breeds.'

Cooked rare.

The very rare and elusive, Rocky Mountain Big Horned Cow.

The awesome new CZ 1000 Cowasaki.

Fauna Hybrids

"And how’s my grass-fed, hormone-free cash cow doing today?"

'He's a mixed breed.'

"I'm tripping over bernedoodles, labradoodles, goldendoodles, schnoodles and cockapoos, ...and you want me to somehow believe you're not sleeping around?"

"It's a relatively new breed. He's a West Coast Trend Setter!"

"Boxer Shorts"

"Hello Ma'am! Have you ever looked at other shark owners and thought 'Why not me?'..."

'A mixed Poodle? Really, Doctor!...

'Well yes, technically, I'm a Sheep-Dog, but I've never been near a farm, let alone a sheep...'

"..my real interest is rare plants" "In his case, the ones that are still alive"

Busy Vet.

"I'm starting to doubt that you’re one-eighth Siberian husky."

'Don't give me that 'plenty meat' stuff! Tell me you can make him well!'

Dachshunds chasing Weinermobile.

"She's a Golden Retriever. I've Always Had A Thing For Blondes!"

'Yes, we DO have a special price for breeders. Ten percent more than anybody else!"

Pedigreed dog and generic dog.

2 A.M. on a Moonless Night

Cow babies

"Oh, Fifi's 'purebred', if you catch my drift. . ."

'I don't suppose that you see many Bernese Mountain Dogs in this country...