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'He's a mixed breed.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

"He's a Crocodoodle."

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

Chickenspox

Dog to dog: 'I hate the way pointers are always blaming somebody else.'

A Kangermoo

"He was sold to me as a Weimaraner but I really think he's more of a Wisenheimer."

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

"Tonight I'm making spotted bass. Tomorrow night, spotted spaghetti."

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Fauna Hybrids

"Yes, when I was young, I was a golden retriever: I'm more like a silver retriever now..."

'Sure, Lassie made us Border Collies popular, but the drawback is that people expect us to save them or run for help all the time...'

"I'm trying to make milk out of wool."

'Trouble is he's not a dalmatian.'

"It's a relatively new breed. He's a West Coast Trend Setter!"

"I'm tripping over bernedoodles, labradoodles, goldendoodles, schnoodles and cockapoos, ...and you want me to somehow believe you're not sleeping around?"

"Boxer Shorts"

'A mixed Poodle? Really, Doctor!...

"For goodness sake Dad, he's not a hippy: He's an Afghan Greyhound!"

'Well yes, technically, I'm a Sheep-Dog, but I've never been near a farm, let alone a sheep...'

Before you ask...he's a neopolitan mastiff.

Dachshunds chasing Weinermobile.

"She's a Golden Retriever. I've Always Had A Thing For Blondes!"

"I'm starting to doubt that you’re one-eighth Siberian husky."

'Yes, we DO have a special price for breeders. Ten percent more than anybody else!"