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"I'm trying to make milk out of wool."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Blend Schools

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

Chickenspox

A Kangermoo

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

"Why have you come over here?"

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

Married couple, "I have to say it Roger you're not the man I married."

Fauna Hybrids

'So you can get dressed faster than me. So what?'

"Gale. Dorothy Gale."

'He's a mixed breed.'

"Here comes Panty Claus! Here comes Panty Claus..."

You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes....

'They're not for me, they're for my wife.'

"I'm tripping over bernedoodles, labradoodles, goldendoodles, schnoodles and cockapoos, ...and you want me to somehow believe you're not sleeping around?"

Gordon liked to eat, drink and be Mary.

'Blackpool set to become Las Vegas of England.'

'A wolf in sheeps clothing'

'A mixed Poodle? Really, Doctor!...

Drag Race "I've got the wrong end of the stick haven't I?"

"I think we've got our underwear mixed up!"

'I read 'The Hidden Lives of Dogs' last year, so this doesn't come as a complete surprise to me!'

"Is that the ultimate in debauchery - you dressing up in my underwear?"

She's a Labrachihuashepoodle hound.

Fortunately for Rollo, Enid did not distract him from his highly sensitive work.

"I'm starting to doubt that you’re one-eighth Siberian husky."

"Oh, Fifi's 'purebred', if you catch my drift. . ."