Cross-breeding Enthusiast Pillows

"I'm trying to make milk out of wool."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Blend Schools

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

Dog Calenders.

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

Chickenspox

A Kangermoo

"Why have you come over here?"

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

"Gale. Dorothy Gale."

Married couple, "I have to say it Roger you're not the man I married."

LABRADOODLE DOODLE

Fauna Hybrids

'So you can get dressed faster than me. So what?'

"Here comes Panty Claus! Here comes Panty Claus..."

'He's a mixed breed.'

You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes....

'They're not for me, they're for my wife.'

'I can't play with you today. I have to show my owner how to change the oil in his BMW. It's a curse being a smart breed.'

Gordon liked to eat, drink and be Mary.

"I'm tripping over bernedoodles, labradoodles, goldendoodles, schnoodles and cockapoos, ...and you want me to somehow believe you're not sleeping around?"

'Blackpool set to become Las Vegas of England.'

'A wolf in sheeps clothing'

Drag Race "I've got the wrong end of the stick haven't I?"

'A mixed Poodle? Really, Doctor!...

"His parents were pretty open-minded, romantically speaking."

"Is that the ultimate in debauchery - you dressing up in my underwear?"

"I think we've got our underwear mixed up!"

'I read 'The Hidden Lives of Dogs' last year, so this doesn't come as a complete surprise to me!'

Fortunately for Rollo, Enid did not distract him from his highly sensitive work.

She's a Labrachihuashepoodle hound.

"I'm starting to doubt that you’re one-eighth Siberian husky."