Cross-dressing Enthusiast Pillows

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

Gordon liked to eat, drink and be Mary.

Married couple, "I have to say it Roger you're not the man I married."

"Is that the ultimate in debauchery - you dressing up in my underwear?"

'Are you ready to go down the aisle, sweetheart. . . Martha?'

'I read 'The Hidden Lives of Dogs' last year, so this doesn't come as a complete surprise to me!'

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"There's nothing like a dame!"

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

'I will be a chaperone at the senior prom. I need a prom dress but I don't want to be mistaken for a student.'

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

'So you can get dressed faster than me. So what?'

"Clark...is there something you'd like to tell me?"

"There's nothing sick about liking to dress up in grandmother's clothing."

"Don't laugh – it got my uncle out of the Army."

Ralf liked to practice random acts of exhibitionism.

"Clyde, I can't find my pink dress anywherrrr..."

"Here comes Panty Claus! Here comes Panty Claus..."

"Son, once your grandma wore these shoes. I wore them after her, and now I will give them to you because I think they fit your dresses perfectly."

'Isn't it funny how the older we get, the more we become like our mothers?'

"Next on... Auto Mechanic M.D. Your knees are shot, so I'm going to try injecting some grease. If that doesn't work, I'll make you new knees from some shock absorbers."

You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes....

After an argument they always kissed and made up.

'They're not for me, they're for my wife.'

'My ad said I was 'blond with curves' it didn't say anything about me being a woman.'

At least he died with his boobs on

"You really need to get rid of these clothes if you want to stop being mistaken for a historical re-enactor."

"For Hispanic Heritage Month, I declare myself...queen of Hispanic heritage!"

"I thought something was funny on our wedding night, I took off my dress, and he put it on."

Wild Bill Hickok. Really wild Bill Hickok

"I'm trying to make milk out of wool."

'Blackpool set to become Las Vegas of England.'