Crossdressing Enthusiast Pillows

"Here comes Panty Claus! Here comes Panty Claus..."

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"There's nothing like a dame!"

'I will be a chaperone at the senior prom. I need a prom dress but I don't want to be mistaken for a student.'

"Why have you come over here?"

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

"There's nothing sick about liking to dress up in grandmother's clothing."

Married couple, "I have to say it Roger you're not the man I married."

'So you can get dressed faster than me. So what?'

"Clark...is there something you'd like to tell me?"

"Son, once your grandma wore these shoes. I wore them after her, and now I will give them to you because I think they fit your dresses perfectly."

'Isn't it funny how the older we get, the more we become like our mothers?'

"Don't laugh – it got my uncle out of the Army."

Ralf liked to practice random acts of exhibitionism.

"Clyde, I can't find my pink dress anywherrrr..."

You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes....

After an argument they always kissed and made up.

'They're not for me, they're for my wife.'

At least he died with his boobs on

Gordon liked to eat, drink and be Mary.

"For Hispanic Heritage Month, I declare myself...queen of Hispanic heritage!"

"I thought something was funny on our wedding night, I took off my dress, and he put it on."

"I'm trying to make milk out of wool."

Wild Bill Hickok. Really wild Bill Hickok

'My ad said I was 'blond with curves' it didn't say anything about me being a woman.'

"You really need to get rid of these clothes if you want to stop being mistaken for a historical re-enactor."

'Blackpool set to become Las Vegas of England.'

Drag Race "I've got the wrong end of the stick haven't I?"

'A wolf in sheeps clothing'

At the Xmas transvestite Nativity fancy dress Bob decided to eat, drink and be Mary!