Crossdressing Enthusiast Gifts

"Here comes Panty Claus! Here comes Panty Claus..."

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"There's nothing like a dame!"

"Why have you come over here?"

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

'I will be a chaperone at the senior prom. I need a prom dress but I don't want to be mistaken for a student.'

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

"Clark...is there something you'd like to tell me?"

Married couple, "I have to say it Roger you're not the man I married."

'So you can get dressed faster than me. So what?'

"There's nothing sick about liking to dress up in grandmother's clothing."

Ralf liked to practice random acts of exhibitionism.

"Clyde, I can't find my pink dress anywherrrr..."

'Isn't it funny how the older we get, the more we become like our mothers?'

You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes....

"Don't laugh – it got my uncle out of the Army."

"Son, once your grandma wore these shoes. I wore them after her, and now I will give them to you because I think they fit your dresses perfectly."

'They're not for me, they're for my wife.'

After an argument they always kissed and made up.

"You really need to get rid of these clothes if you want to stop being mistaken for a historical re-enactor."

"For Hispanic Heritage Month, I declare myself...queen of Hispanic heritage!"

Gordon liked to eat, drink and be Mary.

At least he died with his boobs on

"I thought something was funny on our wedding night, I took off my dress, and he put it on."

"I'm trying to make milk out of wool."

Wild Bill Hickok. Really wild Bill Hickok

'My ad said I was 'blond with curves' it didn't say anything about me being a woman.'

'Blackpool set to become Las Vegas of England.'

Drag Race "I've got the wrong end of the stick haven't I?"

'A wolf in sheeps clothing'

At the Xmas transvestite Nativity fancy dress Bob decided to eat, drink and be Mary!