Cross-dressing Curiosity Gifts

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"There's nothing like a dame!"

'I will be a chaperone at the senior prom. I need a prom dress but I don't want to be mistaken for a student.'

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

"There's nothing sick about liking to dress up in grandmother's clothing."

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

'So you can get dressed faster than me. So what?'

Married couple, "I have to say it Roger you're not the man I married."

"Clark...is there something you'd like to tell me?"

He barged in only to discover the devil the blue dress on.

"Son, once your grandma wore these shoes. I wore them after her, and now I will give them to you because I think they fit your dresses perfectly."

'Isn't it funny how the older we get, the more we become like our mothers?'

A short legged lady bug is among long legged ones.

Ralf liked to practice random acts of exhibitionism.

"Don't laugh – it got my uncle out of the Army."

"Here comes Panty Claus! Here comes Panty Claus..."

"Clyde, I can't find my pink dress anywherrrr..."

You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes....

After an argument they always kissed and made up.

'This is not what I meant when I said we were going dutch.'

'They're not for me, they're for my wife.'

Wild Bill Hickok. Really wild Bill Hickok

Gordon liked to eat, drink and be Mary.

"I thought something was funny on our wedding night, I took off my dress, and he put it on."

At least he died with his boobs on

'My ad said I was 'blond with curves' it didn't say anything about me being a woman.'

"You really need to get rid of these clothes if you want to stop being mistaken for a historical re-enactor."

"For Hispanic Heritage Month, I declare myself...queen of Hispanic heritage!"

'Blackpool set to become Las Vegas of England.'

Drag Race "I've got the wrong end of the stick haven't I?"

'A wolf in sheeps clothing'

At the Xmas transvestite Nativity fancy dress Bob decided to eat, drink and be Mary!