Cross-dressing Admirers Gifts

Wild Bill Hickok. Really wild Bill Hickok

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

"There's nothing like a dame!"

Death Takes A Time-Share

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

Married couple, "I have to say it Roger you're not the man I married."

'So you can get dressed faster than me. So what?'

"Clark...is there something you'd like to tell me?"

"There's nothing sick about liking to dress up in grandmother's clothing."

"Next on... Auto Mechanic M.D. Your knees are shot, so I'm going to try injecting some grease. If that doesn't work, I'll make you new knees from some shock absorbers."

"Son, once your grandma wore these shoes. I wore them after her, and now I will give them to you because I think they fit your dresses perfectly."

You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes....

'Isn't it funny how the older we get, the more we become like our mothers?'

'Yes! I can tell you why these two shouldn't be married. They stole those outfits from my formal wear store!'

"Here comes Panty Claus! Here comes Panty Claus..."

Ralf liked to practice random acts of exhibitionism.

After an argument they always kissed and made up.

'They're not for me, they're for my wife.'

Gordon liked to eat, drink and be Mary.

'My ad said I was 'blond with curves' it didn't say anything about me being a woman.'

"I thought something was funny on our wedding night, I took off my dress, and he put it on."

'Blackpool set to become Las Vegas of England.'

Drag Race "I've got the wrong end of the stick haven't I?"

'A wolf in sheeps clothing'

'Oh no it's the transvestite kid.'

'He said I looked beautiful in the gown I was wearing...then he asked if he could borrow it!'

"I think we've got our underwear mixed up!"

"Is that the ultimate in debauchery - you dressing up in my underwear?"

'This fashion for quirky kit is going too far, don't you think, Joe?'

'I read 'The Hidden Lives of Dogs' last year, so this doesn't come as a complete surprise to me!'