Cross-dressing Aficionado Gifts

'Blackpool set to become Las Vegas of England.'

'A wolf in sheeps clothing'

You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes....

'So you can get dressed faster than me. So what?'

"I think we've got our underwear mixed up!"

"Bond James, Bond."

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Silly wig.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

"There's nothing like a dame!"

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

'I will be a chaperone at the senior prom. I need a prom dress but I don't want to be mistaken for a student.'

Sales Campaign - Ok, Fender - sell me!

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

An elephant in an aerobics class wearing horizontal-striped workout tights. Instructor says,

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

Married couple, "I have to say it Roger you're not the man I married."

"There's nothing sick about liking to dress up in grandmother's clothing."

It wasn't the first bad decision Ron O'Neal made, but it would be the last.

"Clark...is there something you'd like to tell me?"

"Son, once your grandma wore these shoes. I wore them after her, and now I will give them to you because I think they fit your dresses perfectly."

'Isn't it funny how the older we get, the more we become like our mothers?'

"Clyde, I can't find my pink dress anywherrrr..."

"Here comes Panty Claus! Here comes Panty Claus..."

"Next on... Auto Mechanic M.D. Your knees are shot, so I'm going to try injecting some grease. If that doesn't work, I'll make you new knees from some shock absorbers."

Marathon runners in silly costumes.

Ralf liked to practice random acts of exhibitionism.

"Don't laugh – it got my uncle out of the Army."

After an argument they always kissed and made up.

'They're not for me, they're for my wife.'

Gordon liked to eat, drink and be Mary.

'My ad said I was 'blond with curves' it didn't say anything about me being a woman.'

"I think we've met. Plushiefest? St. Louis? You went as Mr. Peanut, right? I was Nemo!"