Cross-dressing Aficionado Pillows

'Blackpool set to become Las Vegas of England.'

'A wolf in sheeps clothing'

You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes....

'So you can get dressed faster than me. So what?'

"I think we've got our underwear mixed up!"

"Bond James, Bond."

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Silly wig.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

"There's nothing like a dame!"

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

'I will be a chaperone at the senior prom. I need a prom dress but I don't want to be mistaken for a student.'

Sales Campaign - Ok, Fender - sell me!

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

An elephant in an aerobics class wearing horizontal-striped workout tights. Instructor says,

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

It wasn't the first bad decision Ron O'Neal made, but it would be the last.

"There's nothing sick about liking to dress up in grandmother's clothing."

Married couple, "I have to say it Roger you're not the man I married."

"Clark...is there something you'd like to tell me?"

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

Ralf liked to practice random acts of exhibitionism.

"Clyde, I can't find my pink dress anywherrrr..."

"Next on... Auto Mechanic M.D. Your knees are shot, so I'm going to try injecting some grease. If that doesn't work, I'll make you new knees from some shock absorbers."

'Isn't it funny how the older we get, the more we become like our mothers?'

"Son, once your grandma wore these shoes. I wore them after her, and now I will give them to you because I think they fit your dresses perfectly."

"Here comes Panty Claus! Here comes Panty Claus..."

Marathon runners in silly costumes.

"Don't laugh – it got my uncle out of the Army."

After an argument they always kissed and made up.

'They're not for me, they're for my wife.'

"For Hispanic Heritage Month, I declare myself...queen of Hispanic heritage!"

"I thought something was funny on our wedding night, I took off my dress, and he put it on."

'My ad said I was 'blond with curves' it didn't say anything about me being a woman.'