Cross-dressing Curiosity Pillows

'Amazing, Holmes! You can deduce all that just by looking at me?'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"There's nothing like a dame!"

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

'I will be a chaperone at the senior prom. I need a prom dress but I don't want to be mistaken for a student.'

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

"Clark...is there something you'd like to tell me?"

Married couple, "I have to say it Roger you're not the man I married."

'So you can get dressed faster than me. So what?'

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

"There's nothing sick about liking to dress up in grandmother's clothing."

He barged in only to discover the devil the blue dress on.

Ralf liked to practice random acts of exhibitionism.

A short legged lady bug is among long legged ones.

"Don't laugh – it got my uncle out of the Army."

'Isn't it funny how the older we get, the more we become like our mothers?'

"Son, once your grandma wore these shoes. I wore them after her, and now I will give them to you because I think they fit your dresses perfectly."

"Clyde, I can't find my pink dress anywherrrr..."

"Here comes Panty Claus! Here comes Panty Claus..."

You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes....

'They're not for me, they're for my wife.'

After an argument they always kissed and made up.

'This is not what I meant when I said we were going dutch.'

Gordon liked to eat, drink and be Mary.

"For Hispanic Heritage Month, I declare myself...queen of Hispanic heritage!"

'My ad said I was 'blond with curves' it didn't say anything about me being a woman.'

"I thought something was funny on our wedding night, I took off my dress, and he put it on."

At least he died with his boobs on

Wild Bill Hickok. Really wild Bill Hickok

"You really need to get rid of these clothes if you want to stop being mistaken for a historical re-enactor."

'Blackpool set to become Las Vegas of England.'

Drag Race "I've got the wrong end of the stick haven't I?"

'A wolf in sheeps clothing'