Cross-dressing Explorer Gifts

'Tell me the truth - do I look fat in this dress?'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

EU and India partnership.

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

"There's nothing like a dame!"

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

"Clark...is there something you'd like to tell me?"

'Our company is finally doing business with China.'

'So you can get dressed faster than me. So what?'

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

Married couple, "I have to say it Roger you're not the man I married."

"There's nothing sick about liking to dress up in grandmother's clothing."

Sasq-watch: A Watch in the form of Sasquatch/Bigfoot

"This is a lovely new color just sent back by the Mars rover."

You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes....

"Son, once your grandma wore these shoes. I wore them after her, and now I will give them to you because I think they fit your dresses perfectly."

'Isn't it funny how the older we get, the more we become like our mothers?'

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

"Have you heard about the new Medicare Drug Plan called Plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!"

"Here comes Panty Claus! Here comes Panty Claus..."

Ralf liked to practice random acts of exhibitionism.

I've found the designer gene.

"Don't laugh – it got my uncle out of the Army."

'They're not for me, they're for my wife.'

Gordon liked to eat, drink and be Mary.

Bra falling from the sky.

'My ad said I was 'blond with curves' it didn't say anything about me being a woman.'

Wild Bill Hickok. Really wild Bill Hickok

'Blackpool set to become Las Vegas of England.'

Drag Race "I've got the wrong end of the stick haven't I?"

Eskimo opera singer, "He's from Opera North"