Mixed Breed Enthusiast Pillows

"I'm tripping over bernedoodles, labradoodles, goldendoodles, schnoodles and cockapoos, ...and you want me to somehow believe you're not sleeping around?"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

"He's a Crocodoodle."

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

Chickenspox

A Kangermoo

Dog to dog: 'I hate the way pointers are always blaming somebody else.'

"He was sold to me as a Weimaraner but I really think he's more of a Wisenheimer."

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

"Tonight I'm making spotted bass. Tomorrow night, spotted spaghetti."

Fauna Hybrids

"Yes, when I was young, I was a golden retriever: I'm more like a silver retriever now..."

'He's a mixed breed.'

'Sure, Lassie made us Border Collies popular, but the drawback is that people expect us to save them or run for help all the time...'

"He's a Prince Charles Spaniel."

"It's a relatively new breed. He's a West Coast Trend Setter!"

'Trouble is he's not a dalmatian.'

"I'm trying to make milk out of wool."

'A mixed Poodle? Really, Doctor!...

Before you ask...he's a neopolitan mastiff.

"For goodness sake Dad, he's not a hippy: He's an Afghan Greyhound!"

'Well yes, technically, I'm a Sheep-Dog, but I've never been near a farm, let alone a sheep...'

Dachshunds chasing Weinermobile.

"She's a Golden Retriever. I've Always Had A Thing For Blondes!"

"I'm starting to doubt that you’re one-eighth Siberian husky."