Animal Hybrid Enthusiast Pillows

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

A Kangermoo

Replacements for Extinct Animals

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

Chickenspox

'I'm really thirsty.'

'I've combined the DNA of a sheep and a manatee, creating...ewe-manatee!'

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

"I'll need a three iron."

Recombinant DNA Lab. It's a Rhinocerose!

Vet's Waiting Room

"Excuse me Mr. Plumber, my son just called, please be careful not to disturb his genetically altered aquatic scorpion colony."

Timmys Pet Ostrich

'Careful, he bites.'

"You simply must tell me about that African Vacation you took!"

"Hansen, you're a genius! A chicken steak!"

'Justin, what did I say about storing your anteater there?'

"Whoever she is...she's one hell of an egg donor."

'I've got no idea either, but I bet you won't find two of them.'

'You did it! You changed my lovely witches broom into a hybrid!!'

"Wow, she game. . ."

"Well at least you can't say I never give you anything."

Recombinant DNA

'He's a mixed breed.'

"Wise up. You and me do not make a ferret craze."

"Dammit! I failed again trying to create a centaur, a minotaur and a mermaid."

'How much to let the fenders out a little?'

'See, Doctor, it says right here, 'the saber-toothed Macaque makes a wonderful pet'!'

'This sounds like it might be it...'Foot Rot'.'

"I'm tripping over bernedoodles, labradoodles, goldendoodles, schnoodles and cockapoos, ...and you want me to somehow believe you're not sleeping around?"

'I can't play with you today. I have to show my owner how to change the oil in his BMW. It's a curse being a smart breed.'