Animal Hybrid Enthusiast Mugs

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

Chickenspox

A Kangermoo

'I'm really thirsty.'

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

Vet's Waiting Room

"I'll need a three iron."

"Excuse me Mr. Plumber, my son just called, please be careful not to disturb his genetically altered aquatic scorpion colony."

"Hansen, you're a genius! A chicken steak!"

"Whoever she is...she's one hell of an egg donor."

"You simply must tell me about that African Vacation you took!"

Timmys Pet Ostrich

'Careful, he bites.'

'Justin, what did I say about storing your anteater there?'

'I've got no idea either, but I bet you won't find two of them.'

'You did it! You changed my lovely witches broom into a hybrid!!'

Recombinant DNA

"Well at least you can't say I never give you anything."

'He's a mixed breed.'

"Wow, she game. . ."

'This sounds like it might be it...'Foot Rot'.'

"I'm tripping over bernedoodles, labradoodles, goldendoodles, schnoodles and cockapoos, ...and you want me to somehow believe you're not sleeping around?"

"Wise up. You and me do not make a ferret craze."

'How much to let the fenders out a little?'

"I'm trying to make milk out of wool."

'See, Doctor, it says right here, 'the saber-toothed Macaque makes a wonderful pet'!'

"Dammit! I failed again trying to create a centaur, a minotaur and a mermaid."

Man driving car using feet: 'Stinkin' hybrid!'