Hybrid Enthusiasts Mugs

"It's a pluot—an apricot that self-identifies as a plum."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Queen of Upcycling!

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Blend Schools

A Kangermoo

Chickenspox

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Must Adopt As A Pair.

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

"I'll need a three iron."

"Go already! Stop letting them in! Just think of yourself!!"

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

"I found him at a garage sale."

"Gale. Dorothy Gale."

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

'When we converted the pub into a house, we decided to keep some of the original features.'

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

Traffic sign warning driver, on a road trip, of hazard ahead.

'You did it! You changed my lovely witches broom into a hybrid!!'

Statue of Liberty holding energy saving light bulb.

'He bought programmable thermostats but I had to figure out how to use them.'

"Mr. Hazlett is in conference right now. Would you care to see his evil twin?"

"This is where DIY projects go to die."

'We now call it the green light district, because everyone's degradable.'

Recombinant DNA

'It only takes a minute to erect the hood, or five minutes if the family helps.'

"They're not identical twins—they're surgical twins."