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"It's a pluot—an apricot that self-identifies as a plum."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Queen of Upcycling!

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Blend Schools

Replacements for Extinct Animals

A Kangermoo

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Chickenspox

Must Adopt As A Pair.

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

He comes by sometimes to tell me he quit my job, bought a convertible and is going to open a brewpub. Midlife crisis actor.

"Go already! Stop letting them in! Just think of yourself!!"

"I'll need a three iron."

Recombinant DNA Lab. It's a Rhinocerose!

"Gale. Dorothy Gale."

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

"I found him at a garage sale."

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

'When we converted the pub into a house, we decided to keep some of the original features.'

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

Traffic sign warning driver, on a road trip, of hazard ahead.

'You did it! You changed my lovely witches broom into a hybrid!!'

Statue of Liberty holding energy saving light bulb.

'He bought programmable thermostats but I had to figure out how to use them.'

Recombinant DNA

"Mr. Hazlett is in conference right now. Would you care to see his evil twin?"

"This is where DIY projects go to die."

'We now call it the green light district, because everyone's degradable.'

'It only takes a minute to erect the hood, or five minutes if the family helps.'

Tree's tree nursery. I can redesign your yard. We specialize in eco-friendly landscapes. AS long as it looks like Versailles. French chateaus aren't usually considered natural landscaping. Their lawns are super green. We prefer using native plants and reducing lawns. But I want it to look regal. No problem. We call it "eco-pretentious." Tres Bien!