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"Dammit! I failed again trying to create a centaur, a minotaur and a mermaid."

Recombinant DNA

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

Casual skydiving.

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

Person Reading For Pleasure

'My psychiatrist told me to take up a hobby, so I became a psychiatrist.'

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

'You did it! You changed my lovely witches broom into a hybrid!!'

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

"Are you sure you're in the right place? You smell salty."

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

'George,you're spending too much time bass fishing,it's starting to show on you.'

"It's a pluot—an apricot that self-identifies as a plum."

"My doctor suggested I get a hobby to help release stress."

Better things to do with your time...Making a scale model of the Great Pyramid of Cheops out of dried macaroni and cat litter...

'Why can't you collect stamps like everybody else'

'I want the new BX 406, not the 407 and I want expanded memory with a graphics converter...'

'Thinks outside the envelope, does Gavin. That's his radio-controlled cloud.'

Man settled down to a book is irritated that he has a bite

Ficken or Chish?

Baitcaster reel with tangled line