Homemade Hobbyist T-Shirts

"I've looked everywhere and I can't find what I need, so I'm making my own."

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Bob’s Museum

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

Casual skydiving.

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

Fill idle hours by making your own rustic seat...use it when you want to relax.

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

Construction safety.

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

"I'd hold off on mowing. Our neighbors are getting pretty agitated."

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

Recombinant DNA

"This is where DIY projects go to die."

'They say he's toughest inspector around.'

"Dammit! I failed again trying to create a centaur, a minotaur and a mermaid."

'Metro is a model transit system...ever since the funding cutbacks.'

'I want the new BX 406, not the 407 and I want expanded memory with a graphics converter...'

'Laying them and hiding them is the easy part... it's the hand painting that's tough!'

Model Airplanes

'My hobby is taxidermy...and this is my trophy room.'

"My doctor suggested I get a hobby to help release stress."

New Football Strips (For Table Football)

"I didn't waste lockdown, I learned how to knit my new beard."