Hands-on Hobbyist T-Shirts

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

'Would you believe I'm listening to a pod cast of welding instructions?'

Model Airplanes

Fishing for Birds

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

'How long do you think it will take to heal?'

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

Llama training

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

You too can juggle.

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

"This is where DIY projects go to die."

"Tuesday nights are Ed's Kabuki League bowl-offs."

"I'm only guessing, but I think it's a red-tailed warbler..."

Society of Mollusc Breeders.

Little Beverly Cards

A man fishing in a tree stump

"Thanks for your help, but I really don't need it!"

I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui

'Ideally, I'd like to work with my hands.'

Skeet Fishing.

'Laying them and hiding them is the easy part... it's the hand painting that's tough!'

Pointless Past Times: Counting grains of sand

"My doctor suggested I get a hobby to help release stress."

'Wait, we have to go back! - I forgot my air guitar!'

'Sure, I got a hobby -- punching out pollsters.'