Craft Hobbyist T-Shirts

"It started with cutting letters out of magazines for ransom notes, now he's really into scrapbooking."

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

Arts and crafts

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"She's a natural!"

The Sculptor

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Bob’s Museum

Beyond Dante

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

Pelican and Origami

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Nick Offerman

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

Raw Piano Bar

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects....

Christmas Craftwork

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

'I ran into a whittler.'

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'

"Politics has divided everything."