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'Hey guys, come and look at this weird thing that Charlie is doing with glue.'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

Casual skydiving.

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

Person Reading For Pleasure

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

'Mail order? You said all the toys were hand-made!'

artist painting portrait

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

Artisanal Everything, Inc,

A cheap day's hunting. - No. III.

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

"This is where DIY projects go to die."

'George,you're spending too much time bass fishing,it's starting to show on you.'

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

"Are you sure you're in the right place? You smell salty."

"I'm just doing this temporarily. Our usual police artist is off sick."

Baitcaster reel with tangled line

"I didn't waste lockdown, I learned how to knit my new beard."

'Not a 'podcast' - just a cast.'

Origami Ark

'Thinks outside the envelope, does Gavin. That's his radio-controlled cloud.'

Prisoner Spotter

'Laying them and hiding them is the easy part... it's the hand painting that's tough!'

'I'll wait here - you go on ahead!!'