Hobbyist Stitcher T-Shirts

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

The Upholstery Consultant

Patient after an appendix operation

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

Sewing Machines in Surgery

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

"....And Mother Yancy will be assisting the reattachment team this morning..."

"This is where DIY projects go to die."

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

Annual sportknitting Derby

You can ask for a thread there!

Surgeon using a sewing kit.

"Is it 'pearl one knit one'...or 'knit one pearl one' I always forget!"

Stitches.

'Laying them and hiding them is the easy part... it's the hand painting that's tough!'

'I'll wait here - you go on ahead!!'

"I've looked everywhere and I can't find what I need, so I'm making my own."

Sew...

Knitting an anchor

'Free Coffee' and 'Hand Crafted Mugs, $15.'

'Hey guys, come and look at this weird thing that Charlie is doing with glue.'

'What ever happened to whittling?'

'Needlepoint Viewpoint.'

Embroidery for the under - 18s

"It started with cutting letters out of magazines for ransom notes, now he's really into scrapbooking."

''Out for a quiet drink, Derek has been accosted in the pub by a man whose hobby is reservoir spotting'

"I forget is it knit one, pearl one or pearl one knit one?"

'I keep getting this stitch in my side!'