Stitch Enthusiast T-Shirts

Sewing Machines in Surgery

Patient after an appendix operation

'I keep getting this stitch in my side!'

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

I quilt therefore I am

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Snapshots in Time

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

Making it look easy.

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

Pollsters

Quilt fanatic

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Zorro, The Embroiderer

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

Stitch one, pearl one...

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

A woman repairs a broken heart.

'How to speak Woman.'

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'