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Sewing Machines in Surgery

Patient after an appendix operation

'I keep getting this stitch in my side!'

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

I quilt therefore I am

'It's a new technique for training interns: suture by numbers,'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Snapshots in Time

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

Making it look easy.

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

Pollsters

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

Quilt fanatic

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Zorro, The Embroiderer

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

Stitch one, pearl one...

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

A woman repairs a broken heart.