Stitching Expert T-Shirts

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

Quilt fanatic

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Patient after an appendix operation

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

Outlaw Quilting Bees

Sewing Machines in Surgery

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

A woman knits from a globe.

'You need a new bobbin.'

Psychiatrist knitting

"....And Mother Yancy will be assisting the reattachment team this morning..."

'It's just a precaution, there were lots of fiddley bits left over at the end of the operation.'

Maid with her sewing basket

Annual sportknitting Derby

You can ask for a thread there!

'How long have you been unemployed? I have never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

Surgeon using a sewing kit.

A Doctor sewing up a Patient's incision with a sewing machine.

Stitches.

Cross stitch

Before Powerpoint Presentations

"Is it 'pearl one knit one'...or 'knit one pearl one' I always forget!"

"Warning! A small craft advisory has been issued! Tia Carmen just got back from the hobby store."

Knitting ball

Never give up! Unless it's really h.....

Sew...

"That's not how mom counts. It's like this: knit one, purl one, RIP out one."

Needle work for beginners.

'Try wetting the thread.'

Embroidery for the under - 18s

'Needlepoint Viewpoint.'

Knitting pretty

'You threatened to quit if I didn't give you a raise, not quilt.'