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"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

Quilt fanatic

Patient after an appendix operation

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

Outlaw Quilting Bees

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

Sewing Machines in Surgery

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

Psychiatrist knitting

"....And Mother Yancy will be assisting the reattachment team this morning..."

'It's just a precaution, there were lots of fiddley bits left over at the end of the operation.'

Maid with her sewing basket

"Now that the kids and grandkids are grown I can get back to more erotic embroidery."

You can ask for a thread there!

Annual sportknitting Derby

'How long have you been unemployed? I have never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

Surgeon using a sewing kit.

A Doctor sewing up a Patient's incision with a sewing machine.

"Is it 'pearl one knit one'...or 'knit one pearl one' I always forget!"

Never give up! Unless it's really h.....

Stitches.

Cross stitch

Before Powerpoint Presentations

"Thursdays and Saturdays, it's glassblowing, Mondays and Wednesdays it's Morris dancing!"

Knitting ball

'I have an A-level in physics. . . How difficult can it be?'

"That's not how mom counts. It's like this: knit one, purl one, RIP out one."

'You threatened to quit if I didn't give you a raise, not quilt.'

'Try wetting the thread.'

Embroidery for the under - 18s

Knitting pretty