Stitching Specialist T-Shirts

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

Quilt fanatic

Patient after an appendix operation

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Outlaw Quilting Bees

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

Sewing Machines in Surgery

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

A woman knits from a globe.

'You need a new bobbin.'

"....And Mother Yancy will be assisting the reattachment team this morning..."

Psychiatrist knitting

'It's just a precaution, there were lots of fiddley bits left over at the end of the operation.'

Maid with her sewing basket

Annual sportknitting Derby

You can ask for a thread there!

'How long have you been unemployed? I have never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

Surgeon using a sewing kit.

"Is it 'pearl one knit one'...or 'knit one pearl one' I always forget!"

Stitches.

Cross stitch

Before Powerpoint Presentations

Knitting ball

Never give up! Unless it's really h.....

"That's not how mom counts. It's like this: knit one, purl one, RIP out one."

Man having trousers mended

Sew...

Needle work for beginners.

"Some Things Are Better Left Unembroidered"

'You threatened to quit if I didn't give you a raise, not quilt.'

'Try wetting the thread.'

Embroidery for the under - 18s

'Needlepoint Viewpoint.'

Knitting pretty

"I forget is it knit one, pearl one or pearl one knit one?"