Stitching Expert Gifts

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

Quilt fanatic

Patient after an appendix operation

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

Outlaw Quilting Bees

Sewing Machines in Surgery

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

A woman knits from a globe.

'You need a new bobbin.'

"....And Mother Yancy will be assisting the reattachment team this morning..."

Psychiatrist knitting

'It's just a precaution, there were lots of fiddley bits left over at the end of the operation.'

Maid with her sewing basket

Annual sportknitting Derby

You can ask for a thread there!

'How long have you been unemployed? I have never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

Surgeon using a sewing kit.

A Doctor sewing up a Patient's incision with a sewing machine.

"Is it 'pearl one knit one'...or 'knit one pearl one' I always forget!"

Stitches.

Cross stitch

"Warning! A small craft advisory has been issued! Tia Carmen just got back from the hobby store."

Knitting ball

Never give up! Unless it's really h.....

"That's not how mom counts. It's like this: knit one, purl one, RIP out one."

Sew...

Needle work for beginners.

"Some Things Are Better Left Unembroidered"

Knitting pretty

'You threatened to quit if I didn't give you a raise, not quilt.'

'Try wetting the thread.'

Embroidery for the under - 18s

'Needlepoint Viewpoint.'