Stitching Enthusiast Gifts

"I forget is it knit one, pearl one or pearl one knit one?"

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

"....And Mother Yancy will be assisting the reattachment team this morning..."

Stitches.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

I quilt therefore I am

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

'It's a new technique for training interns: suture by numbers,'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Snapshots in Time

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

"She's a natural!"

Crotchet

'Happy now?'

Making it look easy.

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"