Stitching Enthusiast Pillows

"I forget is it knit one, pearl one or pearl one knit one?"

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

"....And Mother Yancy will be assisting the reattachment team this morning..."

Stitches.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

I quilt therefore I am

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Snapshots in Time

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

"She's a natural!"

Crotchet

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

Making it look easy.

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

Quilt fanatic

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

Pollsters