Sewing Aficionado Pillows

'Gee,that's an unusual assortment! What kind of buttons are those? 'Belly...'

"Because I say sew."

Sewing A Christmas Dress.

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

Pollsters

"Cabbage Patch"

"Hmm... now WHERE did i leave my knitting needle..?"

Sewing

I quilt therefore I am

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"How soon will this be a remnant

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

I love embroidery

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Purple dress

Beyond Dante

Blog Breakdown

Sew on a sequin!

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

"Is there a seamstress present?"

A tailor measuring a large man

A man sews broken hearts back together.

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

'School of secondary sex characteristics'