Sewing Aficionado Gifts

'Gee,that's an unusual assortment! What kind of buttons are those? 'Belly...'

"Because I say sew."

Sewing A Christmas Dress.

May the road rise up to meet you . . .

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

Pollsters

"Cabbage Patch"

"Hmm... now WHERE did i leave my knitting needle..?"

Sewing

I quilt therefore I am

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"How soon will this be a remnant

I love embroidery

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

Business School. Our case study is an umbrella company bankrupted by fabric costs. They were killed by high overhead expenses!

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Purple dress

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Beyond Dante

Blog Breakdown

Sew on a sequin!

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

"I didn't really need to alter this dress. I needed funny pictures for my website."

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."