Sewing Enthusiasts Gifts

'At least you could talk to me while I sew...'

I don't get it. She's so much cuter than him.

"I admire your devotion to duty."

I quilt therefore I am

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"How soon will this be a remnant

'It's a new technique for training interns: suture by numbers,'

I love embroidery

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

Purple dress

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

"She's a natural!"

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Beyond Dante

Blog Breakdown

Sew on a sequin!

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

"I didn't really need to alter this dress. I needed funny pictures for my website."

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."