Sewing Instructor Gifts

Sew on a sequin!

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

I quilt therefore I am

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"How soon will this be a remnant

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

I love embroidery

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Purple dress

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Beyond Dante

Blog Breakdown

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"I didn't really need to alter this dress. I needed funny pictures for my website."

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

"Is there a seamstress present?"

A man sews broken hearts back together.

A tailor measuring a large man

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

Harps and Embroidery.

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