Welding Instructor Gifts

"Okay Scouts, that ends today's online welding session!"

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Organic Soldering.

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

Sew on a sequin!

Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

"I'm using a silencer!"

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

Fencing Lessons

TV Repair 101.

Kid imagines shop project getting an A; teacher imagines the same project in his fireplace.

'I need the welder to fix the guard on that pump.'

Mountain climbing classes has a small rock for beginners.

"While registering online, little Ahab had confused fencing and flensing,"

"You like woodwork class then, son?"

Organic Soldering.

'I wish McWit would lead a life of quiet desperation.'

Ark Welding

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

'I love the frame on this one!'