Ceramics Instructor Gifts

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

'It's all homemade.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

"Then add one extra large egg..."

'Two famous French wines.' 'Red and white.'

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

Cookery Lesson.

Old Spice

Al Dante

Woman throwing giant pot.

'Maybe we shouldn't show how sausage and foie gras are made on the same day.'

Cheese Secret

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

"On. More. Try."

"I like my steak well done."

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

"First you make a roux."

"And how is the 'medium' salmon you had me overcook?!"

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

Planetary Science. What do we call the study of gas giants in space? Gastronomy.