Ceramics Instructor Mugs

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

'It's all homemade.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Cookery Lesson.

Old Spice

Al Dante

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

'Two famous French wines.' 'Red and white.'

Woman throwing giant pot.

Cheese Secret

'Maybe we shouldn't show how sausage and foie gras are made on the same day.'

"On. More. Try."

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

"I like my steak well done."

"First you make a roux."

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

"And how is the 'medium' salmon you had me overcook?!"

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

"The butter-poached lobster with melted leeks and horseradish creme fraiche...you want that in a wrap?"