Welding Gifts

"Okay Scouts, that ends today's online welding session!"

Cheap tattoo removal.

"The microwave isn't working and I needed to heat my lunch."

Real Welders vs. TV series Welders

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

'I'll teach my master for having me declawed.'

'I think we should go back to welding classes and forget about interior decorating classes.'

Profession : Cartoonist

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

"No, Joan of Arc did not invent welding."

Steel fabricator

"Thanks to my welding ability, I finally have some privacy."

'Next time you lose your keys, lets call a locksmith instead of blow torching the door.'

A welder heats his soup with a blow torch.

Environmentally Friendly Tools: Blow Torches fueled by Boy Scouts and their Camp Fires.

'I need the welder to fix the guard on that pump.'

'Would you believe I'm listening to a pod cast of welding instructions?'

Organic Soldering.

'Limousines'

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'No, Joan of Arc did not invent welding.'

'Hello, Joan of Arc Welding.'

Organic Soldering.

'I wish McWit would lead a life of quiet desperation.'

'I don't know all that much about welding, but I really need to get a job before the end of the month.'

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

Ark Welding

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"Staff support"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"