Iron Welding Gifts

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

Organic Soldering.

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

Computer operator welding machine.

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

"Balanced Diet"

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

"The blow drier is broken."

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"Unplug and chill out."

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

'Your mom too? Always saying, 'You never do anything constructive.''

'I'll teach my master for having me declawed.'

'I thought you knew we play heavy metal.'

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

"And yet, I too am a still life."

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

'It's the people downstairs again.'

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

'It may be industrial strength Crazy Glue©, but substituting it for welds isn't the way to be low bidder.'

Flop Musicals: Singing in the Crane.

Celebrity Welding

Cattle farmer's super-market

Mr Muscles competition