Iron Welding Gifts

'I said it's our wedding day you idiot!'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

Organic Soldering.

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

Computer operator welding machine.

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"The blow drier is broken."

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"Balanced Diet"

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

"Unplug and chill out."

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

'It's the people downstairs again.'

'I'll teach my master for having me declawed.'

Gym. At some point you're going to have to raise the bar.

'Your mom too? Always saying, 'You never do anything constructive.''

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

'I thought you knew we play heavy metal.'

"And yet, I too am a still life."

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

Wanting to save his parents thousands in orthodontic costs, Lyle makes braces for himself in metal shop.

'It may be industrial strength Crazy Glue©, but substituting it for welds isn't the way to be low bidder.'

Flop Musicals: Singing in the Crane.

Celebrity Welding

Cattle farmer's super-market