Metalworking Gifts

Wanting to save his parents thousands in orthodontic costs, Lyle makes braces for himself in metal shop.

Metal Worker Accused of Cheating On Wife.

'The Retirement Village Blacksmith.'

'Sure, I keep my files in the file cabinet. Where else would you keep them?'

"The microwave isn't working and I needed to heat my lunch."

'Hey Alexandru aren't you taking this railway metal theft a bit too far?'

"When we're not casting spells we cast metals."

Workers rest

Steel fabricator

'...but according to your DNA, you'd be much better at smelting.'

Scrapbooking in the 22nd Century.

'I make Swiss army knives.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

A blacksmith shaping a horse shoe on an anvil.

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

Why would anyone make ornamental roses in wrought iron? Maybe they wanted to stop and smelt the flowers!

"Forged in fur"

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

37 years in the same position.

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Overworked in the office

Working hours.

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Tool Box

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Time for More Paperwork

Rocking horse

'These are job perks.'

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"