Metalworking Gifts

Metal Worker Accused of Cheating On Wife.

'The Retirement Village Blacksmith.'

'Sure, I keep my files in the file cabinet. Where else would you keep them?'

"The microwave isn't working and I needed to heat my lunch."

'Hey Alexandru aren't you taking this railway metal theft a bit too far?'

"When we're not casting spells we cast metals."

Workers rest

Steel fabricator

'...but according to your DNA, you'd be much better at smelting.'

'I make Swiss army knives.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

A blacksmith shaping a horse shoe on an anvil.

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

"Forged in fur"

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

37 years in the same position.

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Working hours.

Overworked in the office

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Time for More Paperwork

'These are job perks.'

Rocking horse

Tool Box

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

Office slaves.

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"