Metalwork Master Gifts

'Could you please help me write an essay on the iron age?'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

"Uh...not to be bossy, but I wouldn't do it that way."

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

'What's up? She been rearranging your shed again?'

'...but according to your DNA, you'd be much better at smelting.'

Workers rest

'Where are you going, I already locked out that pump.' - 'CARL'S on shift!'

'I play heavy metal.'

Japan-Reconstruction

'Good. Now slide the 'O' ring over the hubble's sleeve there in front of you.'

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

Steel fabricator

"When we're not casting spells we cast metals."

"No, let's go with the hook."

Strategic Metals and Non-Strategic Metals.

"Forged in fur"

"The microwave isn't working and I needed to heat my lunch."

"Looks like you need to cut back on your iron."

"This is why you read the instructions."