Metal Master Gifts

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

Important Muscles.

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"... and come out fighting, boys."

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

The Gong

"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

Ah Ha!

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

'What's up? She been rearranging your shed again?'

"We're all metric now..."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Martha, I've just discovered where Uncle George has gotten to"

'Yesterday you pulled 8 muscles when you sneezed. I think it's time you started exercising again.'

"Hey dude, when I said 'curls might help', that's not what I meant."

'Nothing to do? Why don't you read the refrigerator.'

A bulge of bodybuilders

'Good. Now slide the 'O' ring over the hubble's sleeve there in front of you.'

Scrapyard Worker

An Evening Around the Piano

'I think we better get started on that other arm.'

Working Out

Anabolic Steroids