Muscle Master Gifts

'The new physio's red hot on pre-match stretching.'

'Tell me, Mr. Steiner, do you do a lot of heavy lifting at work?'

"Hey dude, when I said 'curls might help', that's not what I meant."

'All your shots are coming up short, so to strengthen your arms, you'll be practicing with a larger ball.'

Important Muscles.

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

Anabolic Steroids

'Yesterday you pulled 8 muscles when you sneezed. I think it's time you started exercising again.'

'I think we better get started on that other arm.'

Working Out

Burnt or Raw?

Barack Obama's To Do list.

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'Fitness guru.'

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

A butcher and his apprentice.

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

A dancing man wearing a red-striped top

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

'Good to see you back at work.'

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

'Jack, you're being way too entertaining. This is supposed to be a bored meeting.'

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

'Who's gonna tell her she's wearing two different shoes?'

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."