Martial Arts Maestro Gifts

'Maybe learning karate will give me better survival instincts.'

Can You Spot the Differences?

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Felix Mendelssohn

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

I love my Timpani

Horti-Culture

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Hildegard von Bingen

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'Remember me?'

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Artist and Musician

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"Scotch and water musick."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Dynamite little combo

A baby playing on a grand piano

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Quartet.

Orchestra conductor

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

Malcolm Sargent

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

Kultural K9's.

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

Three Ladies

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

Waving from Behind the Curtain